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unique just like everyone in here!
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07-16-2009 07:56 by
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brought a wind machine to the DMV so I could get the perfect license pic! (This is Hollywood afterall).
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07-16-2009 11:09 by
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you could single handedly make my dreams come true! or you could use two hands.
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07-16-2009 12:15 by
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Based on a true story
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07-16-2009 12:43 by
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my name, don't wear it out! Heh heh!
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07-16-2009 17:47 | Tags: Filtered
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could talk a glass eye to sleep!
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an animal rights activist against fur but not leather because it's easier to harass rich old ladies instead of motorcycle gangs.
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07-16-2009 21:38 | Tags: Filtered
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Mirror Mirror On the wall, Who has the Meanest Swagga of them All?
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07-17-2009 11:22 by
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if Facebook and Myspace were 9 to 5 jobs, then unemployment would cease to exist in our economy.
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07-17-2009 13:05 by
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If twitter went away, would anyone care?
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07-17-2009 14:35 by
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funny how guys show off there muscles just to get a woman's attention on here, but never show off brains........let alone their hearts.
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07-17-2009 14:36 by
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Twitter: The site where people signaficantly want to get stalked(Follow) and tell people their business where nobody cares. Lol....really. But they love it
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07-17-2009 14:37 by
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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07-17-2009 14:38 by
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No one is a virgin, the world screws us all.
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07-17-2009 14:39 by
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I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
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07-17-2009 14:39 by
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Avoid eating nuts and crackers, you are what you eat!
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07-17-2009 14:40 by
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so straight he makes a staright line look curved
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A little bird ,With a little bill. Sat upon my windowsill. I fed it up with bits of bread. And then I crushed his stupid freakin head! OOOOO YEA
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07-18-2009 02:06 | Tags: Filtered
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"Impotence" natures way of saying "No Hard Feelings"
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07-18-2009 10:15 | Tags: Filtered
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can speaks spanish in french..
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07-18-2009 13:18 by
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