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   messageicon eaten so many mini Eggs, that thinks a mini chicken is coming out of her belly!!
←Rate | 07-14-2009 19:18 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon teaching his/her pet how to be a ninja.
←Rate | 07-14-2009 19:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to the library. Yes, I know your jealous.
←Rate | 07-14-2009 19:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon your real mom... I forgot to tell you.
←Rate | 07-14-2009 19:39 by :D | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to cut back on being stupid
←Rate | 07-14-2009 21:29 by Lee | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything would suck alot worse withought me
←Rate | 07-14-2009 22:23 by Sweed | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing russian roulette with Robert DeNiro. Damn he's good.
←Rate | 07-14-2009 23:47 by deerhunter | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. NOW QUIET!!! They're about to announce the lottery numbers....
←Rate | 07-15-2009 00:55 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon when life came to me I snapped its head off and skinned it alive, Moral of the story I caused death and now you know why he wears a cloak
←Rate | 07-15-2009 00:55 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I cant decide, if a ninja and a jedi were to get into an altercation . . Who would win !?
←Rate | 07-15-2009 04:01 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
←Rate | 07-15-2009 04:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if a turtle doesn't have its shell, is it homeless or naked?
←Rate | 07-15-2009 04:34 by shani | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting for the aliens to land and take her home
←Rate | 07-15-2009 05:18 by shani | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon contains Adult language, Mild Violence, Brief Nudity and Strong Sexual Content. Viewer discretion is NOT advised.
←Rate | 07-15-2009 06:02 by Danmanz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you argue with a woman, its like the war in Iraq, [pointless and with no winning]. When she all of sudden stops and smile at you...you're already dead.
←Rate | 07-15-2009 10:40 by Danmanz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon trapped sitting in the car wondering why he locked his keys outside.
←Rate | 07-15-2009 10:53 by Danmanz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to hell...and coming right back Hotter than ever.
←Rate | 07-15-2009 11:27 by Danmanz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't want to follow you on twitter because you're not going anywhere.
←Rate | 07-15-2009 11:39 by Danmanz Comments (3)  


   messageicon get over yourself
←Rate | 07-15-2009 12:08 by destinie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon if nothing goes right for you .... Go left!
←Rate | 07-15-2009 13:28 Comments (0)  



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