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eaten so many mini Eggs, that thinks a mini chicken is coming out of her belly!!
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07-14-2009 19:18 | Tags: Filtered
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teaching his/her pet how to be a ninja.
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going to the library. Yes, I know your jealous.
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your real mom... I forgot to tell you.
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07-14-2009 19:39 by
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trying to cut back on being stupid
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07-14-2009 21:29 by
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Everything would suck alot worse withought me
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07-14-2009 22:23 by
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playing russian roulette with Robert DeNiro. Damn he's good.
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07-14-2009 23:47 by
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If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. NOW QUIET!!! They're about to announce the lottery numbers....
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when life came to me I snapped its head off and skinned it alive, Moral of the story I caused death and now you know why he wears a cloak
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I cant decide, if a ninja and a jedi were to get into an altercation . . Who would win !?
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proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
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wondering if a turtle doesn't have its shell, is it homeless or naked?
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07-15-2009 04:34 by
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waiting for the aliens to land and take her home
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07-15-2009 05:18 by
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contains Adult language, Mild Violence, Brief Nudity and Strong Sexual Content. Viewer discretion is NOT advised.
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07-15-2009 06:02 by
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When you argue with a woman, its like the war in Iraq, [pointless and with no winning]. When she all of sudden stops and smile at you...you're already dead.
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07-15-2009 10:40 by
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trapped sitting in the car wondering why he locked his keys outside.
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07-15-2009 10:53 by
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going to hell...and coming right back Hotter than ever.
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07-15-2009 11:27 by
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doesn't want to follow you on twitter because you're not going anywhere.
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07-15-2009 11:39 by
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get over yourself
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07-15-2009 12:08 by
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if nothing goes right for you .... Go left!
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