Funny Status Messages

   eaten so many mini Eggs, that thinks a mini chicken is coming out of her belly!!

   teaching his/her pet how to be a ninja.

   going to the library. Yes, I know your jealous.

   your real mom... I forgot to tell you.

   trying to cut back on being stupid

   Everything would suck alot worse withought me

   playing russian roulette with Robert DeNiro. Damn he's good.

   If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. NOW QUIET!!! They're about to announce the lottery numbers....

   when life came to me I snapped its head off and skinned it alive, Moral of the story I caused death and now you know why he wears a cloak

   I cant decide, if a ninja and a jedi were to get into an altercation . . Who would win !?

   proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

   wondering if a turtle doesn't have its shell, is it homeless or naked?

   waiting for the aliens to land and take her home

   contains Adult language, Mild Violence, Brief Nudity and Strong Sexual Content. Viewer discretion is NOT advised.

   When you argue with a woman, its like the war in Iraq, [pointless and with no winning]. When she all of sudden stops and smile at you...you're already dead.

   trapped sitting in the car wondering why he locked his keys outside.

   going to hell...and coming right back Hotter than ever.

   doesn't want to follow you on twitter because you're not going anywhere.

   get over yourself

   if nothing goes right for you .... Go left!