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Wandering if your free tonight, or is it gonna cost me?
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say's never go to a Doctor whose plants are dead in the waiting room!
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06-22-2009 15:32 by
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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06-22-2009 15:35 by
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thinks there are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them
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Out like the Cavs!
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06-22-2009 15:58 by
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you never really know a man until you have divorced him.
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wounders If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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06-22-2009 18:12 by
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Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to
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wear his wife's eyeglasses because she wants him to see things her way
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considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
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a bank is a place where you can lend money if you can prove you don't need it.
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Love your enemies, it'll scare the hell out of them
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Moo...I'm a pig.
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let his brother borrow a tenner a couple of weeks back. Turns out I'm now Britain's third biggest lender
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What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.
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wants you to know, playing video games makes me have to go Wii!
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06-22-2009 23:45 by
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!xob txet egassem sutats eht dniheb deppart m'I !PLEH
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hasn't slept for 10 days.....that would be too long.
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06-23-2009 07:24 by
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Loves his new Tshirt, it's a I love people who hate I love Tshirts Tshirt!!!!
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06-23-2009 09:07 by
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going to pull a borat on megan fox
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