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   messageicon Wandering if your free tonight, or is it gonna cost me?
←Rate | 06-22-2009 15:31 by KingTut | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon say's never go to a Doctor whose plants are dead in the waiting room!
←Rate | 06-22-2009 15:32 by KingTut Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
←Rate | 06-22-2009 15:35 by KingTut | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks there are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them
←Rate | 06-22-2009 15:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Out like the Cavs!
←Rate | 06-22-2009 15:58 by KingTut | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon you never really know a man until you have divorced him.
←Rate | 06-22-2009 17:48 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wounders If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
←Rate | 06-22-2009 18:12 by JonathanMC.com Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to
←Rate | 06-22-2009 18:16 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wear his wife's eyeglasses because she wants him to see things her way
←Rate | 06-22-2009 18:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
←Rate | 06-22-2009 18:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a bank is a place where you can lend money if you can prove you don't need it.
←Rate | 06-22-2009 18:40 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love your enemies, it'll scare the hell out of them
←Rate | 06-22-2009 19:08 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Moo...I'm a pig.
←Rate | 06-22-2009 19:08 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon let his brother borrow a tenner a couple of weeks back. Turns out I'm now Britain's third biggest lender
←Rate | 06-22-2009 19:36 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.
←Rate | 06-22-2009 19:39 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants you to know, playing video games makes me have to go Wii!
←Rate | 06-22-2009 23:45 by PDaddy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon !xob txet egassem sutats eht dniheb deppart m'I !PLEH
←Rate | 06-23-2009 07:21 by Tor Erik Sire | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hasn't slept for 10 days.....that would be too long.
←Rate | 06-23-2009 07:24 by Troy Bannister | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loves his new Tshirt, it's a I love people who hate I love Tshirts Tshirt!!!!
←Rate | 06-23-2009 09:07 by Rody White | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to pull a borat on megan fox
←Rate | 06-23-2009 13:29 Comments (0)  



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