Funny Status Messages

   Wandering if your free tonight, or is it gonna cost me?

   say's never go to a Doctor whose plants are dead in the waiting room!

   Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

   thinks there are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them

   Out like the Cavs!

   you never really know a man until you have divorced him.

   wounders If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

   Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to

   wear his wife's eyeglasses because she wants him to see things her way

   considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.

   a bank is a place where you can lend money if you can prove you don't need it.

   Love your enemies, it'll scare the hell out of them

   Moo...I'm a pig.

   let his brother borrow a tenner a couple of weeks back. Turns out I'm now Britain's third biggest lender

   What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.

   wants you to know, playing video games makes me have to go Wii!

   !xob txet egassem sutats eht dniheb deppart m'I !PLEH

   hasn't slept for 10 days.....that would be too long.

   Loves his new Tshirt, it's a I love people who hate I love Tshirts Tshirt!!!!

   going to pull a borat on megan fox