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in your closet, watching you sleep....
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05-27-2009 00:21 by
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waiting under your bed....
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05-27-2009 00:24 by
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sitting in a tree outside your bedroom window, waiting for you to get home...
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05-27-2009 00:27 by
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Feeling a little groggy today. I think my check-engine light has come on.
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05-27-2009 07:21 by
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watching the biggest loser and eating oreos
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05-27-2009 10:56 by
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pitys the fool.
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the sex was good...even though the neigbours stopped earlier than usual.
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05-27-2009 12:26 | Tags: Filtered
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Beam me up Jesus
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05-27-2009 14:36 by
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Bringing sexy back; I just don't know where I left it!
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05-27-2009 14:52 by
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Type "with arrow keys" (up up down down left right left right B A and hit enter) anywhere on your Facebook homepage
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05-27-2009 16:12 by
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says another person gets mauled by a tiger...When are people going to realize they are delicious?
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05-27-2009 17:22 | Tags: Filtered
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a failed perfectionist
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05-27-2009 18:20 by
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going to stab you in the neck next time you post quiz results!
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1 potato 2 potato 3 potato phhhhwooahhhhh
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The fastest sprinter in the world is black, the fastest racing driver is black, the most powerfull man is black.....Michael Jackson must be kicking himself!
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05-28-2009 14:56 by
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does not admit it...but I think i'm addicted to facebook...is there a web 2.0 rehab nearby?
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05-28-2009 15:39 by
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says Put your big girl flaming pink panties on and deal with it!
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05-28-2009 18:12 by
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the right kinda wrong!
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hoping that she remebers last nite cause I dont.
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05-28-2009 21:43
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up to his waist in quicksand.. thank god for facebook mobile!!!
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05-28-2009 21:50 by
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