Funny Status Messages

   ..... "The system is rigged!!!" ------ Hillary Clinton.

   ..... Hey .... Who could've predicted that the rise of "Reality Television" would lead to this exact moment in History?

   OK ...... so the People have spoken. Question: "Is anybody listening?"

   The media that got everything wrong will now tell you what will happen now that what they said wouldn't happen happened. Think about that for a minute...

   Thank god this election is over......I almost forgot what real commercials were like.

   Its all Obama's Fault for not seeking a Third Term like a True African Leaderr

   Congrats America, you've given the nuclear codes to the most danerous man on this planet

   I'll never delete another email again. Just Twitter.

   Two of the saddest days in American 9/11 and 11/9!

   That is a political miscarriage for the USA

   Whats the Canadian National Anthem again?

   it's so quiet at Hillary Clinton's campaign HQ you can almost hear an email getting deleted 😂

   I wonder if he will put Hillary in jail now?

   Oh... Okay, not the choice I would have made - but game on! Let's see how bad it can really get... for science!

   ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK

   We just Brexited Earth

   If you thought 9/11 was bad, you definitely didn't see 11/9 coming...

   I think we'll be seeing a lot more of Alec Baldwin on SNL the next few years.

   The people have spoken. Now Women, GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN

   And the most googled topic right now is: How to move to Canada.