Funny Status Messages

   lowered her expectations to the point that they've already been met. <sigh>

   Just saw a girl in a plain push wheelchair holding on to her guy's motorized wheelchair and rolling behind him. Dude, she's using you.

   getting to the point where he has to choose between Facebook and having a degree

   I accidentally said “LOL” today. I think I deserve to be shot.

   I HaTe PeOpLe WhO WrItE tHiS wAy !!

   Friends are like computers : they enter into your life,saves you in their heart,formats your problems & never deletes you from their memory.

   We were all born nudist. I'm thinking of returning to my roots.

   if your still gathering rocks to throw at me,you must have a LOT of rocks and I'm scared.

   If you can read, thank a teacher. If you can read in English, thank a soldier.

   how about you jump from cloud 9 to 1, that way you can see my middle finger better !

   just been outside and got hit on the head by a lasagne, black forest gateaux and a garlic bread .... must be the fall out from iceland

   Dear Mathematics. Please grow up and solve your own problems

   First they came for the wealthy, and I did not speak out--because I was not wealthy;Then they came for the business owners, and I did not speak out--because I was not a business owner; Then they came after my money--and there was no one left to speak for

   You know you were raised catholic...if while watching Star Wars you hear "May the force be with you" and you respond "And also with you"

   dont think of it as another day since you've last seen someone think of it as one day closer to seeing them again -RIP-

   So far this year we've had 6 Earthquakes with magnitude of 7.0 and up! Now we have the Iceland volcano that has shut down most of air travel in Europe. What is next?

   currently the guiness world record holder for the worlds tallest midget....

   your not a Jedi,. so stop waving at elecrtronic door's outside of Wal-mart like you have the force, you dork."

   Just finished the KFC double Down .... Whoever made this had to be STONED because no one sober could come up with something SO GOOD !!!

   Wouldn't it make more sense for laptop makers like Dell and HP to make the cooling fan on the top of the keyboard area instead of having it reach searing temperatures on my lap due to lack of air flow? My name is Randee and common sense was my idea