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not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go! 
now friends with God, along with Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy
moderation is overrated....
boys are like slinkies...useless but fun to watch fall down stairs
works for the DEA! Now give me all your drugs!
trolling the bingo hall for cougars
life sucks (mood:optimistic)
Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!
just hung up with the muffin man. he said he's feeling crummy
looking down his pants wondering when the itching will stop.
hosting a naked twister sausage party. $5.00 @ the door. Food stamps accepted as usual!
gonna do stuff to you that will make the neighbors want to move!
thinks barry manilow should shut the hell up.
spitting on the back of your neck.
havin' a 3some tonight... still have room for 2 more.
going to go postal, but I have to wait 4 -6 weeks for them to find my rifle in the mail.
bringing all the boys to the yard.
sick and tired of being sick and tired
wondering if Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
kicking names and taking asses
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