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currently stealing your car stereo, stay on the computer! 
making love to a big hairy trucker named Kim
a russian factory worker that loves tee-bagging homeless people
taking a dump over the railing of an overpass and making bird noises
the coolest thing since sliced bread
wandering around the neighborhood wearing nothing but bells on his nipples
taking shots of NyQuil and RedBull...
wondering what his dad meant when he said he should have rolled over and shot me out the window...
women are like parking spots; they're whores and liars!
what do you do wen you see ur ex rollin around your back garden, screamin and shoutin help, help,...stay calm, relax, focus,,, aim and shoot the caunt again..:O)
Cider (Apple), Vodka (Potato), Wine (Grape), Perry (Pear), Archers (Peach), Malibu (coconut). I never realised Just how much fun your 5 a day could be.
next time someone calls you a SLAG, say thanks I am Sexy Lovely and Gorgeous
a B*I*T*C*H, a Beatiful Individual That Causes Hardons
what's the difference between a tyre and 365 days of oral sex... one's a goodyear, the other's a f00king great year!!
feelin himself today after wakin up after such a lovely sleep....thank god no one is watchin....:)
your a (C)aring (U)nderstanding (N)inties (T)ype
not a slag he just enjoys sex!!!
seeking Amy so Britney will stop singing about her.
thinks the future isn't quite what it used to be
thnks you can observe alot just by watching
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