Funny Status Messages

   "if you dont expect anything, you wont be let down"- Magean Brents

   "Few men have d natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy."

   "Maturity is simply the wisdom to determine da right time to be a kid and da right time to be an adult."

   The cows in the meadow go moo the cows in the meadow go moo and then along comes a farmer and whacks them in the head. and that's how we get Hamburger

   "you should change your name to LEGO cuz your about to get BLOCKED!!:!"- Magean L. Brents

   ★ just call me tootsie.. because you know how I roll ★ - Magean Brents

   If everyday is a gift, then where's her reciept. She would like to exchange Monday for Satruday

   ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!

   ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬♪♫ Rock On \,,\(^_^)/,,/

   Go to Google. Type in "Ewmew Fudd". Click "I'm feeling lucky". You're welcome.

   Time for spring break!! *̡͌l̡*͡͡͡ ͡I _ ͇๐ےﮯ̡ *

   dont forget to turn your clocks back this weekend, i'm turning mine back to 1970 when we had no illegal immigrants

   ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95

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   thinks it was irresponsible for the Cox Candy Company to make a lollipop. Who would walk into a candy store and ask for a Cox Sucker?

   ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ YIPPEE!!

   Have you ever been on an elevator talking to someone (about nothing top secret really) and when anyone else walks in; everyone shuts up? Such a strange phenomenon...

   -- I come from a long line of Conga dancers.....

   i walked in to my local hardware store after work a member of staff asked if I wanted decking, I quickly got the first punch in before he had chance

   Have you ever said goodbye to someone before a long trip or even to leave somewhere for good, but you end up having to come back moments later for something you forgot? Does it make the original goodbye lose all of its sentimental value? Just wondering...