Funny Status Messages

   whoever said Kentucky can beat an NBA team needs to go hide under a rock..

   Got bit by a mental patient tonight at work. This may be my last message that makes sense, as I am starting to believe the CIA is watching everyhting I type and that these voices are pretty cool to hang out with.

   believes you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress”

   There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.”

   Well, now that K-State and Kentucky have lost (as did Kansas and Villanova)... and considering Obama had them ALL in his "Final Four", it's pretty safe to say that this just adds to the things he's WRONG about.

   please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is no known cure for those who deserve a punch in the face,

   trying to figure out this "cook book of life". I got the ingredients... I just dont know the recipe.

   I'll take "Things that a crackhead would steal" for $600, Alex.

   life isn't a garden, stop being a hoe.

   You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!"

   it's ok to kiss a fool, it's ok to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you.

   you only live once, but if you live it right, once is enough.

   I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got !"

   Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their desk and slam a sticky note on their head that says "Help me, my ear is stuck to the table"?

   You're my nothing. Why? Because nothing lasts forever.

   going to watch earth hour on T.V

   This program contains graphic material! Jergens and Kleenex optional!

   My name is soo much action, it should be a f*ckng verb!

   "Love" is purely a chemical imbalance of serotonin, dopamine, & norepinephrine. It is nothing magical or "special"; just simply an irregularity in the brain; a "two-faced high"

   eaten so many skittles shes peeing rainbows!