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   messageicon thinks that nothing tears a family apart like adultery. Or a pack of wolves.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 19:58 by Mh | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon throwin a beat down.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 20:31 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to be a millionaire.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 20:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hitting you one more time baby.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 20:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon looks life a flower but stings like a bee.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 21:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't cry over spilt milk. Unless, you're stranded on a island and a genie shows up and offers you a lifetime of pleasure in exchange for your last glass of milk and you leap with glee and nearly spill your milk, then after you sigh in relief that it
←Rate | 04-25-2009 22:58 by Ron | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon celebating....aaaaaah! crap I forgot an R! I am celebrating
←Rate | 04-25-2009 23:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon your father smells of elder berries
←Rate | 04-26-2009 00:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in your garden, peeing on your tomatoes...
←Rate | 04-26-2009 00:39 by Badass Comments (0)  


   messageicon going over his plans for world domination and all those who have crossed him in the past will be unmercifully slaughtered....have a great day!!
←Rate | 04-26-2009 09:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 100 percent natural
←Rate | 04-26-2009 18:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought he had Swine Flu....it turns out he was just really bored
←Rate | 04-26-2009 18:58 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing musical electric chairs
←Rate | 04-26-2009 19:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a confirmed case of Swine Flu....it was spotted when his tail began to curl.!!
←Rate | 04-26-2009 20:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought I saw a puddy cat!
←Rate | 04-26-2009 20:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the Media is just milking the negitivity in this Swine Flu situation. On the plus side, there is now recession beating prices on Mexican pork chops.
←Rate | 04-26-2009 20:48 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon lets party like its 2012....oh wait...
←Rate | 04-26-2009 20:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to punch your teeth down your throat and come after them like a deranged tooth fairy!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 01:15 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon saved a lot of money by switching to NO car insurance
←Rate | 04-27-2009 01:22 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon busier than Mr. Jackson at a daycare!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 01:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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