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ti esrever dna 'ʇı dılɟ uʍop ƃuıɥʇ ʎɯ ʇnd ı 
the story in Balamory
Thinks your so vain you proberly think this status is about you!
Some People are like slinkies,, not good for anything, but fun to watch tunmble down stairs(:
needs some magic dust to sprinkle over my problems to make them disappear... like a wizard. or a crack addict...
not smarter than orthers, he just hides his ignorance better.
Burying bodies in the backyard
now only 2 for $2 (only at participating locations, some restrictions may apply, see store for details, offer void where prohibited)
wow! thanks lord tomorow is World Facebook Day!
......That'swhat she said...lol
discovered the secret of the universe, but forgot it after he woke up.
looking at pictures of your girl friend on facebook:P
thinks everyone needs to chill out. Don't harsh my mellow!
legally insane, please dont worry, if you have any worries feel free to call our help line on: 01904 48 1234.
dude ! !, where's my car????
feelin on your butt, what.....
wore lowrise jeans in her 20s to show off her figure. Now I wear them with a large hoodie so that I have more gut room when I go to Chilis.
blames it on the alcohol.
lives in a pineapple under the sea.
knows the muffin man.
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