Funny Status Messages

   playing a Rusty Trombone

   shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

   knows he was unwanted as a child when he found his bath toys were a radio and a toaster!

   in trouble for moving all the bibles to the fiction section at Barnes 'N Noble

   an appetite for destruction...and he is starving this week

   may have Memory Loss but, at least he doesn't have Memory Loss

   taking a mental vaction. Leave a message, and when my mind returns I will get back to you.

   two wrongs don't make a right... but two Wrights make an airplane!

   stalking you..look out your window

   so bored that she would actually resort to homework

   wants to say to the nice stranger he saw while driving around, "Next time you wave at me, use all of your fingers."

   wants to Google her Myspace while she Twitters my Yahoo.

   Ravage the Wenches, Plunder The Booty

   things to do 2day- 1: get up 2: survive 3: go back to bed

   ti esrever dna ʇı puɐ ʇı dılɟ uɐɔ

   and Richard Simmons are now friends

   informing you that 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout Jump!!

   sittin at a bar on the inside, waitin for his ride on the outside

   the other white meat.

   looking out the window and thinking what a lovely looking mushroom cloud