Funny Status Messages

   Lady Gaga is the reason why waldo is hiding.

   They say bears are attracted to women on thier menstral cycle. Brave bears! Women don't have anything to worry about though because I think a 800 pound bear against a 100 pound women with cramps, it's pretty much a even fight don't ya think? In fact my mo

   blew all his christmas money on hookers and cocaine.....

   I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours

   HDTV: where the channels are still crap..but a much clearer and colorful crap.

   trying to think of a new year's resolution that she will remember for the whole year

   Since saying "Happy New Year" doesn't seem to give people much luck, she's going to say "Have a bad New Year" and turn thier luck around!

   changed his/her relationship status to "None of you damn business"

   has a new drinking game. Everytime a politician whines and/or blames the other party for something, take a shot.. Because politicains are a bunch of overgrown can-do-no-wrong crybabies with major control issues.. . I htihnk I tis a afgoodo gfame

   Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late and see the New Years in. Middle age is when you're forced to.

   's motto for 2010: You got a problem with me, solve it, can't stand me, sit down, think i'm trippin, tie my shoe, can't face me, then turn the f$%# around!!

   (_|_) (_/_) (_\_) doin the Happy Dance!!

   May your troubles last as long as your New Years Resolutions!

   doing a crossword puzzle. Need a 7 letter word that may or may not contain the number 6

   making his own underwear bomb. Anyone know how to sew?

   I got an idea for MTV....Film The Real world at my house....The real world, where your wallet is empty and your mailbox if full of bills!

   Has used many of these's [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] to help women further their education..or say that was what I was told at the time...

   I understand Rush has lost a lot of weight recently...Crystal Meth is amazing!

   on double secret probation through the end of the year!

   For my new year's resolution I will think of a password other than “password”