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   messageicon to me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks.
←Rate | 08-02-2009 00:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon finally found out your password, dont bother changing it, I already did!
←Rate | 08-02-2009 02:53 by DaNnY Comments (0)  


   messageicon in control of his Lysdexia....
←Rate | 08-02-2009 09:15 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to give you a taylor swift kick in the ass!!
←Rate | 08-02-2009 13:08 by exotic | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon headed back to 1988 to pick up a few thousand Microsoft stocks
←Rate | 08-02-2009 13:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon busy playing fetch with his Chia pet
←Rate | 08-02-2009 13:13 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon reading another chapter of How to Make Balloon Animals for Dummies - So far I can make a snake...
←Rate | 08-02-2009 14:27 by ®yan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking About That Special Girl Who Is Probably Reading This Right Now.
←Rate | 08-02-2009 18:50 by CALZ | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looking Up ToThe Sky Hoping To See A Falling Star So I Can Wish you Were Here By My Side..
←Rate | 08-02-2009 18:54 by CALZ | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon the Power of Grey Skull
←Rate | 08-02-2009 20:34 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows, and knowing is half the battle.
←Rate | 08-02-2009 23:15 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've heard that supermarkets waft bakery smells around the store to subconsciously encourage customers to buy bread. I can only guess that my local Costcutter supermarket is trying to encourage its customers to buy toilet rolls.
←Rate | 08-03-2009 06:25 by roon | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't want a piece of cake, but the whole bloody bakery!
←Rate | 08-03-2009 12:20 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon cooking an Indian tonight. It's the best way to get rid of the evidence before he's reported missing
←Rate | 08-03-2009 13:25 by Ady the hobbit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
←Rate | 08-03-2009 14:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon walking like an egyptian
←Rate | 08-03-2009 23:00 by butterflystar | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon handing out clean needles at the Betty Ford Clinic
←Rate | 08-03-2009 23:02 by butterflystar Comments (0)  


   messageicon a barbie girl in a barbie world
←Rate | 08-04-2009 02:04 by traci | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting on the world to change.
←Rate | 08-04-2009 02:42 by Ellen | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon higher standards , very limited options
←Rate | 08-04-2009 08:34 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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