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   messageicon engineering the electricals.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (6)  


   messageicon dividing by zero!
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (2)  


   messageicon gathering rocks to throw at you
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (14)  


   messageicon "has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon "in another castle, sorry Mario."
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon an office zombie: Bored to undeath
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon harvesting paperclips from work
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon "not for everyone. Clinical tests show that X may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if X is right for you."
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (4)  


   messageicon not the droid you're looking for.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon the next contestant on The Price Is Right!
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon hiding under your bed.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon taking over the world
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (3)  


   messageicon trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon "in your Facebook account, deleting your friends"
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (1)  


   messageicon making friends and influencing people
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon chillin like a villain.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon kind of a big deal.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to make the biggest paper airplane ever.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon known to cause cancer in the state of California
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon not wearing pants.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (2)  


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