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   messageicon Lance Armstrong admits to cheating. Can you believe the ball of that guy?
←Rate | 01-15-2013 00:57 by xiØn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waiting for Kanye to jump into the ICU and tell Lil Wayne that his death is tragic.... But Tupac had the best rap death of all time.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 20:49 by xiØn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought The Walking Dead was having a special tonight.... Turns out it was just The Rolling Stones performing at the 12/12/12 concert.
←Rate | 12-12-2012 22:35 by xiØn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Google is my spellchecker.
←Rate | 08-21-2012 15:37 by xiØn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did Ray Lewis kill the lights too?
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:09 by xiØn Comments (0)  


   messageicon NASCAR tickets: $240 Parking: $12 Refreshments: $80 Being in the front row and getting to take home a piece of the car. (imbedded in your spleen): PRICELESS
←Rate | 02-23-2013 19:36 by xiØn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why couldn't it have been Paul Wall? No one wants to see HIS grill.
←Rate | 11-30-2013 22:01 by xiØn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lil Wayne.... Yeah.... Gonna miss ya. Too bad you can't take Bieber with you. Drugs are bad.... Mmmmkay.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 20:52 by xiØn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess "Cyber Monday" is NOT what I thought it was. Just got served with 3 restraining orders. :(
←Rate | 11-30-2012 05:54 by xiØn Comments (0)  


   messageicon 220 Koreans in a plane crash.... No wonder we already have so many photos of the wreckage. (>_<)
←Rate | 07-06-2013 20:56 by xiØn Comments (0)  


   messageicon These celebrity deaths happen in threes.... First Lil Wayne.... And we got Obama and Biden flying out of the country on Tuesday..... Cross your fingers guys.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 20:50 by xiØn Comments (1)  


   messageicon Every Saturday night I go to the same casino, use the same machine, use the same numbers and it spits out loads of cash. You'd think they would call it something cooler than "ATM".
←Rate | 01-05-2013 15:43 by xiØn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I see someone post, "Who wants to Facetime me?"...... I giggle a little bit.... Please tell me I'm not the only one.
←Rate | 08-26-2012 02:29 by xiØn Comments (0)  



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