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   messageicon A successful relationship is one in which one person shuts up when the other is right.
←Rate | 04-12-2012 13:29 by petty 86 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Gays are from UrAnus
←Rate | 04-24-2012 03:26 by petty 86 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If one person has an imaginary friend, they're crazy, if many people have the same imaginary friend, it's religion??
←Rate | 10-24-2011 15:23 by petty 86 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No story that begins with "She had never drunk tequila before" ever has a happy ending
←Rate | 04-18-2012 14:10 by petty 86 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If an astronaut killed another astronaut on the moon, would he be arrested when he got back to earth? The only person on earth that can decide this is Miss Universe.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 14:50 by petty 86 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are fat and your wearing skinny jeans, it does not make you look skinny.. it makes you look silly!!!
←Rate | 10-24-2011 15:20 by petty 86 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think at some point a switch flicks in the heads of parents. From "study, study, study" they go "marry, marry, marry".
←Rate | 11-06-2011 07:25 by petty 86 Comments (0)  


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