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   messageicon Woke up this morning after a hard night of boozing, stepped on the scale and I lost 3 pounds. There ya have it. Dignity weighs 3 pounds.
←Rate | 02-24-2014 10:00 by peter Brajkovich Comments (0)  


   messageicon May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.
←Rate | 02-24-2014 09:57 by Peter Brajkovich Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance.
←Rate | 02-24-2014 10:00 by peter Brajkovich Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ask yourself what you would do for one more day with the ones you've lost and then do those things for the ones you still have.
←Rate | 03-01-2014 14:54 by Peter Brajkovich Comments (0)  


   messageicon I call my condoms Peyton Manning. Cause they usually just stay in the pocket.
←Rate | 01-28-2014 00:35 by Peter Brajkovich Comments (0)  


   messageicon That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! - no one ever
←Rate | 02-25-2014 00:40 by peter Brajkovich Comments (0)  



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