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   messageicon Why does Hollywood believe a self destruct button is a completely logical feature on spaceships?
←Rate | 06-18-2012 22:52 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when you're freeing sad, post it on facebook so I can enjoy your misfortune."
←Rate | 06-18-2012 23:07 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet when cab drivers ask Prince where he wants to go he closes his eyes and whispers "1999."
←Rate | 06-18-2012 22:55 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had me at "I don't like you that way."
←Rate | 06-18-2012 23:15 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon in an ideal world, olivia wilde is googling for pictures of me naked
←Rate | 06-18-2012 23:00 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, my question has five parts. -Annoying person at a Q&A
←Rate | 06-18-2012 22:42 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Children Ruin Everything Around Me (C.R.E.A.M.)
←Rate | 06-18-2012 22:59 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon A cool way to second guess your entire life is to go online and read reviews of every movie you think is awesome.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 23:10 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon An Adam Sandler movie marathon is more difficult than a real marathon.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 23:09 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody Loves Raymond. Nobody Loves You.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 22:51 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon could really use a time machine to send me to the time before I started eating this whole pizza
←Rate | 06-18-2012 23:20 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'm totally excited to hang out, again, too! Who is this? -Text from a slut
←Rate | 06-18-2012 22:41 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite reality show is that one with all the fights at restaurants or bars.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 08:37 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon nothing worst then sitting in the waiting room before a checkup with a woman sitting next to you aggressively discussing her cancer, and it's makes you uncomfortable.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 22:47 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


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