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   messageicon when I was born, they asked me if I wanted a long memory or a long penis.. I FORGET MY RESPONSE
←Rate | 12-15-2009 13:22 by chronic Iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shot my first turkey yesterday. . scared the $hit out of everyone in the frozen food section... It was awsome!!!
←Rate | 03-23-2010 18:56 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon i realized I was getting old today when I discovered my first grey pubic hair."Dont worry, I wasnt as freeked out as the rest of the people in the elivator", I got over it...
←Rate | 04-07-2010 18:53 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?? she has a tampon behind her ear and cant find her cigarette
←Rate | 12-15-2009 13:55 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why get married and make one woman miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
←Rate | 12-15-2009 13:22 by chronic Iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon A teacher in a detriot kindergarden class asked the kids what sound does a pig make? Little Tyrone stood up and yelled FREEZE MUTHAF**KA
←Rate | 01-09-2010 00:07 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon i use to have a coke problem........ now its just pepsi
←Rate | 12-15-2009 13:51 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst thing about drugs is running out...
←Rate | 12-15-2009 13:21 by chronic Iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon dont be afraid of the dark, be afraid of whats in the dark....
←Rate | 12-15-2009 09:49 by chronic Iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your sick, twisted, and rotten to the core!!!!! I like that in a person
←Rate | 12-15-2009 13:16 by chronic Iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drugs have taught an entire generation of canadian kids the metric system!
←Rate | 12-21-2009 09:37 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont steal, the government doesnt like competition
←Rate | 12-21-2009 09:38 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon a man walks up to his wife with a sheep under his arm, and says.. this is the pig I sleep with when you have a headach... confused, the wife says... thats not a pig under your arm?? I wasnt talking to u, replys the man
←Rate | 12-17-2009 15:08 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a big clock
←Rate | 12-15-2009 13:23 by chronic Iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stoped stabing people in the back years ago... now I stab them right in the face...
←Rate | 12-15-2009 13:16 by chronic Iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon CHAOS, PANIC & DISORDER... MY WORK HERE IS DONE...
←Rate | 12-15-2009 13:25 by chronic Iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe theirs more than one way to skin a cat!!! but the cat wont like any one of them
←Rate | 12-15-2009 13:23 by chronic Iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon y do women wear white on there wedding day? so the dishwasher matches the fridge and the stove;)
←Rate | 12-21-2009 17:40 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon "This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,to dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,for dog,20 dog,seconds dog," Now read without the word (dog)
←Rate | 12-15-2009 13:20 by chronic Iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting head
←Rate | 12-17-2009 15:05 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


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