b u b entertaining Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'b u b entertaining': View All Messages
Page: 1 of 1

   messageicon Im hungrier than 4 biggest loser contestants stuck in an elevator wearing honeybun scented cologne!
←Rate | 02-19-2012 23:48 by b u b entertaining Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where did you learn how to whisper? In a damn helicopter? Geeez
←Rate | 09-27-2011 11:48 by b u b entertaining Comments (0)  


   messageicon Attention Herman Cain.....Democrats would love for you to win the Republican nomination. They have no need to go out and harm your campaign.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 11:50 by b u b entertaining Comments (0)  


   messageicon went to see the planet of the apes movie. and I be damned if I didnt see a classmate from high school in the movie
←Rate | 08-07-2011 14:25 by b u b entertaining Comments (0)  


   messageicon I witnessed an "occupy best buy" last night?
←Rate | 11-25-2011 09:31 by b u b entertaining Comments (0)  


   messageicon Moammar Gadhafi shades for sale........ replaced the lens where the bullet went through
←Rate | 10-20-2011 18:12 by b u b entertaining Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone tells you that they have "crazy eyes" when you ask what color they are. you better believe they are extremely cross eyed or they look like they are coming out of socket!
←Rate | 10-15-2011 18:55 by b u b entertaining Comments (0)  


   messageicon im hungry like a homeless fat guy that made his home out of wafflehouse menus...
←Rate | 11-02-2011 09:02 by b u b entertaining Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you get a tattoo on your face of another person you can pretty much guarantee you and that person is probably homeless
←Rate | 08-05-2011 07:54 by b u b entertaining Comments (0)  


   messageicon my neighbor bought a pumpkin and carved it. I asked him, " why didnt you make it look like it had teeth"? he said, " I was trying to make it look like my wife".
←Rate | 10-09-2011 08:48 by b u b entertaining Comments (0)  


«Previous
1

[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left