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   messageicon Scientists developed a new car that can run on water. Only catch is, it has to be water from the Gulf of Mexico.
←Rate | 06-01-2010 11:56 by Señor Frog Comments (0)  


   messageicon When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?
←Rate | 06-11-2010 01:25 by Señor Frog Comments (1)  


   messageicon A girl without curves is like going on a road trip with no turns, you get where you're going quickly but the ride is boring as hell!!!
←Rate | 06-07-2010 15:29 by Señor Frog Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 00:24 by Señor Frog Comments (0)  


   messageicon The oil spill is getting bad. There is so much oil and tar now in the Gulf of Mexico, Cubans can now walk to Miami
←Rate | 06-15-2010 22:39 by Señor Frog Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saved a bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms
←Rate | 06-06-2010 16:33 by Señor Frog Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Hate It When I Go To Bed And Forget To Turn My Swag Off.
←Rate | 06-05-2010 11:59 by Señor Frog Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil a day. The bad news is that they're capturing it with ducks.
←Rate | 06-14-2010 11:23 by Señor Frog Comments (0)  


   messageicon Making fun of Courtney Love is like shooting Heroin in a barrel.
←Rate | 05-25-2010 11:42 by Señor Frog Comments (0)  


   messageicon I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water, all I have to do is defrost it!
←Rate | 05-31-2010 01:53 by Señor Frog Comments (0)  


   messageicon Experts took a poll asking what part of the women do men notice first. The results stated 73% of men said women's eyes. Yea right, that's why we have a large food chain called "Pupils"
←Rate | 07-14-2010 16:21 by Señor Frog Comments (0)  



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