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   messageicon Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"
←Rate | 06-29-2009 19:28 by ritchie_bonk Comments (0)  


   messageicon if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
←Rate | 06-28-2009 12:26 by ritchie_bonk Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 12:56 by ritchie_bonk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not opinionated, you're just always wrong!
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:14 by ritchie_bonk Comments (0)  


   messageicon taking life with a pinch of Salt...with a slice of lemon...and a shot of Tequlia!!!
←Rate | 06-28-2009 12:58 by ritchie_bonk Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:04 by ritchie_bonk Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 12:51 by ritchie_bonk Comments (0)  


   messageicon ate 3.14159265358979323846ths of a pi
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:15 by ritchie_bonk Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks. Of all the places to get changed in secret, why the funk would superman choose a small box in the middle of a built up city which to be fair is mainly made up of windows.
←Rate | 02-03-2010 14:19 by ritchie_bonk Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks, sex is like any other performance, i.e a stage performance. So as that you dont blow it early on in the show, you must have a rehersal before HAND so as not to leave your audience (partner) disapointed.
←Rate | 02-03-2010 14:15 by ritchie_bonk Comments (0)  


   messageicon my steadfast refusal to consume his meat has proven to be a significant impediment to his acquisition of pudding, consequently I have been led to masticate upon this dictionary.
←Rate | 03-05-2010 15:54 by ritchie_bonk Comments (1)  


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