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   messageicon The best way to get back on your feet, is to miss a car payment.
←Rate | 02-15-2010 08:45 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
←Rate | 02-20-2010 00:20 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout "air in the hands mother stickers this is a f**k up
←Rate | 12-22-2009 16:51 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't need to go to the gym, he gets enough exercises by pushing his luck, jumping into conclusions and letting his mind run wild!!!
←Rate | 12-23-2009 16:22 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend
←Rate | 01-26-2010 09:49 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the scale of 1 to Kanye West, how interruptive are you?
←Rate | 01-22-2010 14:45 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon If men really wrote answered facebook question ; What's on your mind? Facebook would be like a pornsite
←Rate | 02-16-2010 07:38 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon   If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
←Rate | 05-21-2010 17:36 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon If men honestly answered the facebook question: What's on your mind? Facebook would be like a pornsite
←Rate | 02-16-2010 07:41 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast
←Rate | 01-27-2010 09:42 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving, so never miss a good chance to shut up.
←Rate | 02-12-2010 06:23 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woman talk too much, the good ones, get paid well for it: OPRAH!
←Rate | 02-19-2010 05:58 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon just ran across the road to grab a chicken for Lunch
←Rate | 01-19-2010 06:40 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon hated it when old aunts and uncles used to come up to him at weddings, poke him in the ribs and cackle, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
←Rate | 12-22-2009 17:00 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon A STRESSOR AND AN APPETITE SUPPRESSANT, will help you lose weight!
←Rate | 02-10-2010 08:04 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
←Rate | 02-16-2010 06:22 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


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