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   messageicon There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
←Rate | 04-20-2011 21:40 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 20:48 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon "A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting." -Terri Guillemets
←Rate | 04-24-2011 20:05 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sanity is a luxury not meant for everyone
←Rate | 05-09-2011 20:24 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon I only date Calendars.
←Rate | 05-27-2011 23:26 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
←Rate | 04-26-2011 19:22 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wonder why I ever came to this Earth
←Rate | 07-16-2011 17:00 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
←Rate | 04-25-2011 21:23 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today was brought to you by redbull. Lots and lot of redbull.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 16:58 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't say your stupid just everything you like is
←Rate | 04-26-2011 15:43 by Mahdi H Comments (1)  


   messageicon Sleep? Must be nice!
←Rate | 07-10-2011 13:45 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon Strangers have the best candy
←Rate | 04-26-2011 19:21 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon Error 4:04 A.M. no sleep available
←Rate | 07-14-2011 18:16 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon I set up my Google+ today with two main groups 1. Me 2.Them
←Rate | 07-27-2011 12:24 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon This page is meant to be funny, can we please keep religion out of this!!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 23:31 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon So a Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender turns around and says, “What is this … a joke?”
←Rate | 06-13-2011 14:54 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon ....where are all the cabbage patch parents?
←Rate | 07-24-2011 17:36 by Mahdi H Comments (1)  


   messageicon I play Tetris. So yeah, I'm a problem solver.
←Rate | 11-15-2012 17:04 by MAhdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon And remember kids it's very dangerous to drive with a flat. But that chipotle was well worth it :)
←Rate | 06-02-2011 20:38 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon You really do need to quite teasing my with these pokes
←Rate | 07-02-2011 17:17 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  



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