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   messageicon The secret to a great relationship...Argue Naked!
←Rate | 03-13-2011 18:40 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Life is NOT like a box of chocolates, it's more like jar of jalapenos- what you do TODAY can burn your ass TOMORROW!
←Rate | 03-13-2011 09:45 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I was at the park flying my kite and this random guy came up to me and said "You flying a kite?" I replied "Nah I'm fishing for birds"
←Rate | 03-13-2011 17:09 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is the meanest thing you can do to a person? Take the light bulb out of the bathroom and leave the plunger in the toilet!
←Rate | 03-14-2011 14:09 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you focus on problems, you will have more problems. When you focus on possibilities, you will have more opportunities.
←Rate | 03-14-2011 05:47 by Jen Briggs Comments (1)  


   messageicon When you look, you see reflections of your yourself. When you listen, you hear echoes of yourself. If you don't like something about what you see and hear, no point in smashing the mirror, change who you are becoming.
←Rate | 03-13-2011 15:14 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
←Rate | 03-14-2011 14:53 by Jen Briggs Comments (3)  


   messageicon It's a new day - a chance to make new friends or piss off a whole new group of people. It could go either way.
←Rate | 03-13-2011 09:39 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two wrongs may not make a right, but damn, sometimes it sure puts a smile on my face!
←Rate | 03-13-2011 08:55 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't ever think you're nothing because somewhere along the line, there's going to be someone who thinks you're everything.
←Rate | 03-13-2011 12:38 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon “People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about.”
←Rate | 03-13-2011 08:53 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would like an order of ambition, & a side of focus, and a large coffee. And could you super size that please? It really needs to last for the rest of the day.
←Rate | 03-13-2011 08:48 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people were dropped as children..But YOU my friend were clearly thrown at a wall!
←Rate | 03-13-2011 10:34 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks some people wake up and eat a massive bowl of stupid for breakfast everyday!
←Rate | 03-13-2011 17:19 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon friends and condoms have something in common. . . they both protect you when things get hard.
←Rate | 03-13-2011 15:34 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyday I think people can't get any more stupid and pretty much everyday I'm proven horribly wrong!
←Rate | 03-13-2011 21:19 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Who needs prostitutes when we have a government who screws us everyday and gets paid for it?"
←Rate | 03-14-2011 06:20 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name.
←Rate | 03-13-2011 10:47 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking she needs a time out from being a grown-up!
←Rate | 03-13-2011 10:57 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I didn't know what to do- the devil on my shoulder pushed my angel off other shoulder but just a moment ago the angel came back with a baseball bat!
←Rate | 03-13-2011 16:29 by Jen Briggs Comments (0)  


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