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Be careful when it comes to reincarnation…. one time I asked to be a singer and I spent 30 years as a sewing machine.
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06-09-2011 12:29 by
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Sometimes I think that life is one big test...and I'm in the wrong classroom.
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04-13-2011 22:53 by
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You'd think that after all these years of practice I'd be good at waking up by now.
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05-17-2011 09:35 by
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Dear Dominos Pizza, gotta question. After I rate your food directly on the box do you review the results from my garbage can?
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05-26-2011 11:07 by
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I always say the things better left unsaid.
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06-27-2011 13:09 by
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I saw a sign on the door of a Wal-Mart that said “It is illegal to set off fireworks inside the building.” I really wish I had been there on the day they decided it was necessary to post that.
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06-23-2011 14:48 by
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Apparently dyslexia is not a good excuse for driving 53 in a 35.
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06-13-2011 11:13 by
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It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.
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07-01-2011 10:29 by
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I know my limits. I don't pay any attention to them, but I know them.
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06-27-2011 13:10 by
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I don't know about y'all but every time I see that Direct TV commercial...I really want a miniature giraffe.
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04-13-2011 17:02 by
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Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
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05-23-2011 18:10 by
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I am on hold. My call is important to them.
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04-21-2011 10:39 by
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You're her boyfriend?! That's cool! I'm her manfriend!
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06-14-2011 10:08 by
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I've had to cancel my impotence clinic appointment. Something's come up.
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06-22-2011 12:39 by
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Watching depression medication commercials makes me depressed. I'm just glad herpes commercials don't have the same effect.
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07-01-2011 11:06 by
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Insanity means never having to say “I'm Guilty”.
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06-21-2011 21:58 by
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Health plans are like hospital gowns…You only think you're covered.
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05-25-2011 16:21 by
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Thought I was having deja-vu but it turns out I do the exact same things every day
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06-16-2011 13:40 by
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A smile is like tight underwear…it makes your cheeks go up.
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06-15-2011 15:35 by
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There has gotta be a better use for the part of my brain that remembers all the words to 'Baby Got Back'.
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04-08-2011 17:27 by
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