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   messageicon loves infomercials, but claiming that a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:43 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  

   messageicon gonna laugh 2 years from now when all of those people who thought the world was gonna end on Dec. 22, 2012 realize that they are still gonna have to go out and buy Christmas presents.....
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:11 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks Saturdays are like pre-school. You spend all day doing nothing productive and, as a reward, you get to take a nap.
←Rate | 01-17-2010 01:55 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  

   messageicon can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before she discovered Facebook...
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:03 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am starting my diet and exercise program next Monday – I am tired of looking like I ATE four children instead of like I HAVE four children…
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:09 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking Scientists do it on the table... periodically
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:27 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Santa: I would like a bailout and a bonus. I have been really bad this year and therefore I deserve it.
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:32 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...was a child, she spoke as a child, thought as a child; when she grew up she put away childish things... But then she discovered FaceBook!
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:24 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  


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