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   messageicon I'm not saying I don't get my fair share of fiber...but it's like trying to push a tennis ball down a Velcro lined tube.
←Rate | 04-24-2010 08:52 by Gary B Comments (0)  

   messageicon Growing up my mom would take me to the toy store and be so patient as I sat their for a long time trying to make a decision about which toy to buy...thank God she doesn't have to go to the liquor store with me now.
←Rate | 05-09-2010 19:40 by Gary B Comments (0)  

   messageicon I guess Chely Wright really was looking for a 'Single White Female'.
←Rate | 05-05-2010 12:23 by Gary B Comments (0)  

   messageicon Funniest thing I heard at lunch break today. The guy beside me says "Huh" I asked "What's up?" Pointing to the lid of his sugar-free apple sauce he says, "Sweetend with Splenda...that would explain the anal leakage."
←Rate | 04-24-2010 17:44 by Gary B Comments (0)  


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