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   messageicon Never choose someone who suffers from constipation to be your "In case of emergency" contact, because they don't even answer when nature calls and they won't give a s****
←Rate | 08-14-2011 07:36 by Gamma Rays Comments (0)  

   messageicon Job's forbidden fruit co. (Apple) has turned you into an unrepentable sinner if your partner says "iLoveU" and you reply with "When is the launch date for that?"
←Rate | 08-27-2011 20:40 by Gamma Rays Comments (0)  


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