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   messageicon It's almost tax season. Anyone have some spare kids?
←Rate | 01-16-2012 14:31 by D. Wright Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish pillsbury would think of another way to open biscuits without giving you a heart attack:)
←Rate | 01-12-2012 17:54 by D. Wright Comments (0)  

   messageicon I know it's warm outside and spring is in the air BUT if you haven't worked out this winter, please don't dress like it. I see ladies walking around with half shirts looking like half opened cans of biscuits.
←Rate | 03-21-2012 17:40 by D. Wright Comments (0)  

   messageicon MEN: New sexual position: WILD BULL; Put your lady on all 4's, put your chest on her back....a couple minutes into having sex, whisper another woman's name in her ear and then try to stay on for 8 seconds ... Good Luck
←Rate | 03-04-2012 10:28 by D. Wright Comments (0)  

   messageicon What happened? Are y'all ok today? FB needs a Dr. Phil button this afternoon. Half of you are Facebook bi-polar anyway....Inspirational in the morning and cursing folks out in the evening.
←Rate | 01-16-2012 14:32 by D. Wright Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mancode violation 83970138- No matter how much of 70's baby or 80's kid you may be, man shall not sing Girls just wanna have fun by Cyndi Lauper
←Rate | 01-16-2012 14:33 by D. Wright Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear grown folks, Stop going broke trying to look rich and act your WAGE:)
←Rate | 01-12-2012 17:39 by D. Wright Comments (0)  


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