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   messageicon I wish every relationship I was in had a money back guarantee or at least a 30 day free trial
←Rate | 02-07-2010 03:28 by Chester Bello Comments (0)  


   messageicon wish every relationship i've been in had a 30 day money back guarantee!
←Rate | 04-28-2010 02:52 by chester bello Comments (0)  


   messageicon All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening
←Rate | 03-10-2010 05:59 by Chester Bello Comments (0)  


   messageicon somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine
←Rate | 02-17-2010 04:25 by Chester Bello Comments (0)  


   messageicon the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about
←Rate | 02-17-2010 04:24 by Chester Bello Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember when wearing Hollister meant you have money, not wearing Hollister means you ran out of money
←Rate | 02-06-2010 21:58 by Chester Bello Comments (0)  


   messageicon a guy dating a twin, haha, try telling her she's one of a kind!
←Rate | 02-18-2010 02:52 by Chester Bello Comments (0)  


   messageicon can I put on the Scream mask when I do you from behind
←Rate | 02-09-2010 09:11 by Chester Bello Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear iPhone, I'm pretty sure I meant to spell "b*tches" not "chubies"
←Rate | 04-22-2010 03:31 by Chester Bello Comments (0)  


   messageicon I came into a girls house, those stains never went away
←Rate | 02-06-2010 20:28 by Chester Bello Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like having those fat girls as myspace friends, they always provide the cleavage photos, no wonder they receive so many darn comments
←Rate | 02-26-2010 04:33 by Chester Bello Comments (0)  


   messageicon If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
←Rate | 03-10-2010 05:58 by Chester Bello Comments (1)  


   messageicon I hate it when people don't let me sleep, especially when I'm driving
←Rate | 02-18-2010 02:29 by Chester Bello Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Asians throw rice at a Chinese wedding?
←Rate | 02-05-2010 20:03 by Chester Bello Comments (0)  



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