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   messageicon GUY: give me 3 packs of condoms please. CASHIER: do you need a paper bag with that sir? Guy: nah she is not that ugly.
←Rate | 08-14-2011 07:15 by BAD GUY Comments (1)  


   messageicon I am the type to fart in a crowded train and get just as upset as everyone else.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 16:45 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me? Stalk? No, I just observe... behind a tree... at night…in the rain.
←Rate | 08-04-2011 12:24 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people have this amazing ability in life, the ability to still care for people they shouldn't give a damn about, people they have every right to hate because of all the sh*t they have put them through. I am not one of those people!
←Rate | 07-12-2011 14:41 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Air freshener: Because there's no louder way of telling the whole house you've just took a dump.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 17:14 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon BOY: Hey you must be tired... GIRL: Let me guess, coz I was running through your mind all day? BOY: Hell No! From jumping to conclusions, b*tch
←Rate | 08-21-2011 03:59 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joggers always give each other a little nod when they pass, just like fat guys in a buffet line.
←Rate | 11-20-2011 00:53 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't confuse Facebook with your diary. We really don't need to know some of your personal sh*t.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 03:40 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took a dump on a pigeons nest today. Revenge has never been this sweet.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 03:30 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon During sex, do you think midgets do it puppystyle?
←Rate | 09-09-2011 17:27 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a limited amount of people whose feelings I care for. The rest of you all can go to a therapist for that.
←Rate | 08-26-2011 06:36 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man should never talk on the phone with another guy while lying on his stomach with his legs in the air.
←Rate | 08-04-2011 03:18 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did the left pu$$y lip say to the other? We used to be so tight until we let some d*ck come between us.
←Rate | 08-25-2011 13:46 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sad part about this whole Casey Anthony ordeal is that she will probably have her own TV show.. and write a book that half of the americans will buy... its sad.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 06:28 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do women do such silly things sometimes, like trying to turn a one night stand into an engagement?
←Rate | 07-07-2011 06:08 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know its time to move on when you start falling asleep during sex.
←Rate | 09-15-2011 02:35 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are as useless as a "Sign in" button for Myspace.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 13:19 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate double standards, if a girl sleeps with 20 men she's a whore, but if a guy does it he's gay.
←Rate | 08-15-2011 05:14 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I cared, I'd draw you a map of your a$$ with an X marking the spot where your head is buried.
←Rate | 07-09-2011 08:25 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I broke up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today ... that b*tch was seeing someone else.
←Rate | 08-28-2011 09:06 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


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