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   messageicon I made a knock off Mcy D's Chicken ranch snack wrap. I threw it together in a hurry, used the nastiest lettce I could find, threw 1/2 of my chickn tender away, & then I closed my eyes & pickd a random condiment out of the fridge. Just like the real thing.
←Rate | 02-05-2014 20:49 by B Wood Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alot of people cry when they chop onions.. The trick is to not form an emotional bond.
←Rate | 02-05-2014 21:04 by B Wood Comments (0)  

   messageicon My boyfriend is such a treasure, I just want to bury him.
←Rate | 02-05-2014 21:37 by B Wood Comments (0)  

   messageicon So I finally had chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side. And I must say, it was not everything I was hoping for.
←Rate | 03-03-2014 12:27 by B Wood Comments (0)  

   messageicon Almost went to jail today, scared the crap out of me. I don't care who you are, monopoly can get pretty intense.
←Rate | 02-05-2014 21:44 by B Wood Comments (0)  

   messageicon My 6 year old gave my 1 year old then run down on Halloween. She said, " When we get to the door you have to say trick-or-treat.. that means please in Halloween."
←Rate | 02-05-2014 21:08 by B Wood Comments (0)  

   messageicon I suck at creating endings in Essays.. "and they lived happily ever after" is over done, and apparently "seacreast out" is unacceptable.
←Rate | 02-05-2014 21:15 by B Wood Comments (0)  


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