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   messageicon If you cross the N. Korean border illegally, you get 12yrs. hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get a job, a driver's license, food stamps, a place to live, and health care.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 20:44 by @twittername Comments (0)  

   messageicon I need some attention today. Can't decide if I should go with the, "why does this always happen to me" status, or a line from an Adele song.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 16:49 by @twittername Comments (0)  

   messageicon Any time there is large scale civil disorder, it makes one realize the extent to which society is based on consensus and trust.
←Rate | 08-10-2011 19:47 by @twittername Comments (0)  

   messageicon Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's piano? Neither has he.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 20:45 by @twittername Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can we pretend that shooting stars in the night sky are like airplanes? I could really use some frequent-flyer miles right now...
←Rate | 10-20-2011 21:32 by @twittername Comments (0)  


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