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   messageicon If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 02:02 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.
←Rate | 09-29-2010 18:48 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Attracting men is just like fishing. You just have to wiggle the bait.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 23:59 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many freaks... so few circuses.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 02:00 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon No coffee no workee.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 22:09 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a social drinker. It's mostly work related.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 23:53 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 02:00 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't slap my ass then apologize.
←Rate | 11-22-2010 23:11 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I listed Starbucks as my emergency contact at work.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 23:54 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls just want to have funds!
←Rate | 10-12-2010 22:11 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does the new thomas the train commercial say it's so easy to score??
←Rate | 11-23-2010 00:50 by @truebeachbabe Comments (1)  


   messageicon If it's the thought that counts, I should probably be in jail.
←Rate | 07-29-2016 09:59 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to be something really scary for Halloween. So, for this year, I'm dressing up as 3% phone battery.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 15:22 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Miley Cyrus can't stop, but she really should.
←Rate | 08-25-2013 21:47 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon PMS + GPS = Crazy biotch that WILL find you.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 01:49 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get a little nervous before saying Worcestershire sauce.
←Rate | 02-02-2016 16:18 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 00:35 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please hold while I put on my "Gosh I really care" face.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 03:08 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Birthday Sasha Obama! For her birthday, her daddy gave her Justin Bieber's phone records.
←Rate | 06-18-2013 22:55 by @truebeachbabe Comments (1)  


   messageicon My Mom just said "I'm still hot! It just comes in flashes!"
←Rate | 11-11-2010 15:46 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  



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