@tatsujinpo Funny Status Messages

   Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 four times. It’s that easy.

   When people hurt you, think of them like a sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you but in the end, you end up polished & they end up useless.

   Even if you live your life as a open book, people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.

   That funny moment when you are checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there’s someone inside.

   I am ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture.

   First thing I do in the morning: Look at the clock and hope I have more time to sleep.

   Make sure the important people in your life know how important they are before it’s too late.

   To make someone happy, give them three things: Attention, Affection and Appreciation.