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   messageicon "Just because you Can't dance, doesn't mean you Shouldn't dance." - Alcohol.
←Rate | 02-02-2013 00:19 by @spitfirefreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends.. If she calls you drunk, she is yours.. If she turns off her cell, she never was.
←Rate | 12-15-2012 00:04 by @spitfirefreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I had a mood ring on today, it'd be flashing like a disco ball..!
←Rate | 03-02-2013 02:43 by @spitfirefreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. "Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out your bum?!
←Rate | 03-19-2013 00:42 by @spitfirefreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can make your day better just by not being part of it
←Rate | 01-09-2014 04:56 by @spitfirefreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon if I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
←Rate | 03-06-2015 21:33 by @spitfirefreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon Somewhere out there there's a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you could breathe. I think some f you owe it an apology.
←Rate | 06-18-2015 07:48 by @spitfirefreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon tried to see things from your point-of-view,But I couldn't fit my head up your asshole too. . .
←Rate | 06-07-2010 04:51 by @spitfirefreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love intelligent women with high I.Q.s, but man it sure makes keeping track f the lies a pain in the ass..!
←Rate | 01-07-2014 04:24 by @spitfirefreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon Embracing the darkness,killing the light.go on you troubles,i ain't got the time to fight.mayb the yesterday ws wrong,tmrrw wud sure be right.no more shaking up,may however strong be the tide.i close my eyes with a dream.this is misery's final night. . .
←Rate | 05-21-2010 00:44 by @spitfirefreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon The friend suggestions? If you're bored and got nothing better to do in the night, start rating them and give 'em grades on their inbox. Once you get a reply, tell 'em it wasn't you, but what looking at their dps turned your mood clock into.#Blametheweed
←Rate | 05-05-2014 16:15 by @spitfirefreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon I asked my Heart why can't I sleep at night? IT replied: Cos you already slept your arse off at work. . Don't act like you're in Love jackasss. . :|
←Rate | 01-30-2012 23:57 by @spitfirefreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why is it that every gal i'm in touch with these days is so sh*t fo brains??i mean, god,please,get 'Some'body with even half f it. . fine,make her ugly as hell but pls,'Some' brains atleast? beauty and brains don't go together at all,I know now. . . :/
←Rate | 05-21-2010 01:27 by @spitfirefreak Comments (3)  

   messageicon Need a half hour f quiet time? Ask her fo a selfie.
←Rate | 03-06-2015 21:31 by @spitfirefreak Comments (0)  


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