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   messageicon The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
←Rate | 05-29-2010 21:30 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon A fool is a 37th floor window washer who steps backs to see his work.
←Rate | 05-29-2010 21:26 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
←Rate | 05-31-2010 04:50 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.
←Rate | 05-31-2010 04:53 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice...
←Rate | 05-25-2010 19:29 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
←Rate | 05-29-2010 21:22 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down...
←Rate | 05-25-2010 19:25 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
←Rate | 05-25-2010 19:12 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon A friend in need is a pest indeed.
←Rate | 05-29-2010 21:27 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."
←Rate | 05-31-2010 04:57 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
←Rate | 05-29-2010 21:28 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife....
←Rate | 05-25-2010 19:20 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing....
←Rate | 05-25-2010 19:23 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness...
←Rate | 05-25-2010 19:26 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
←Rate | 05-31-2010 04:51 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  


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