@imagyourhot Funny Status Messages

Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump

Search Messages:

Search results for status messages containing '@imagyourhot': View All Messages
Page: 1 of 1

   messageicon I was drunk when I had my picture taken for my drivers license. That way, when the police pulls me over, I don't have to worry.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 04:14 by @imagyourhot Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 03:51 by @imagyourhot Comments (0)  

   messageicon you know, even black out drunk I can always remember where I should of stopped drinking.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 04:24 by @imagyourhot Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again..
←Rate | 12-23-2011 03:47 by @imagyourhot Comments (0)  

   messageicon all I want for christmas is you... just kidding, get me diamonds.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 05:12 by @imagyourhot Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching... my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 04:22 by @imagyourhot Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing brings two people closer than the hatred of a third person.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 03:29 by @imagyourhot Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes you have to hurt someone's feelings just to let them understand how it felt when they hurt yours.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 03:26 by @imagyourhot Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm just tryin' to stay ahead of my shadow.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 05:31 by @imagyourhot Comments (0)  


[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Status Message:

... characters left