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   messageicon Happy Mothers Day to all the stay at home dads
←Rate | 05-08-2011 13:11 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon WELCOME TO FACEBOOK, the place where relationships are perfect, liars believe they are telling the truth, & the WORLD shows off they are living a great life; where your ENEMIES are the ones that visit your profile the most, your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you
←Rate | 07-21-2011 15:48 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Aside from Confirm & ignore, friend requests should have a "WHO ARE YOU" button
←Rate | 05-07-2011 18:08 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the f**k he was protecting his eyes from.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 13:52 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Twitter: What's happening? Facebook: What are you thinking? MySpace: Where is everybody?!
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:28 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon People who still call radio stations to request songs are the same people who still updates their MySpace profiles
←Rate | 05-09-2011 10:51 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Facebook really did have a dislike button.. some serious drama would go down
←Rate | 05-11-2011 22:46 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon $950 for an iPhone 6 off contract’)... Airplane mode better take me on vacation
←Rate | 09-12-2014 15:32 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear 12 year old on Facebook, how are you in a complicated relationship? Did someone steal your cookies?
←Rate | 02-23-2012 12:54 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do porn sites have a "Share to Facebook" button? Who watches porn and thinks, "You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends."
←Rate | 03-18-2013 22:45 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't sacrifice your friends for your "loved one". Because if your "loved one" is making you leave your friends...there's something wrong.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 13:55 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Nike, I did it. Now what happens? Sincerely, Pregnant teen.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:26 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love watching two girls meet for the first time. Its easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:29 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Google, You bring up millions of results, if I don't see what I want on the first page, I asume it's not there Sincerely EVERYONE.
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:02 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just because I flirt with you doesnt mean I like you.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 13:01 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If people winked in real life as much as they wink in texts, the world would be an extremely creepy place.
←Rate | 05-29-2011 10:13 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when girls say, "you probably say that to every girl." don't you use the same resume when applying to different jobs?
←Rate | 03-03-2014 19:31 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon People who say you "tweet too much" need to take their asses back to MYSPACE cause you won't be seeing anything "too much".
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:25 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon everyone needs to stop freacking out every time facebook makes a change. its facebook. you'll be ok 
←Rate | 09-21-2011 11:00 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't worry about the world coming to an end, it,s already tomorrow in Australia
←Rate | 05-12-2011 13:40 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


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