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   messageicon The Nut I busted yesterday was so good it's still on my mind today at work. I'm totally having Pistachios again tonight
←Rate | 04-20-2011 13:35 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Me and a friend have been texting "LOL" back and forth for the last 10 min. Neither 1 of us have anything else to say but don't want to be the rude one not to text back!
←Rate | 11-09-2010 13:30 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Does any1 else find it wierd that in the movie "twilight new moon" there are 4 boys running around in the woods shirtless together?!
←Rate | 05-05-2010 01:31 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't believe I paid $6 for diahrea thanks Taco Bell!
←Rate | 06-02-2010 14:10 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love you in a "leave me alone" kinda way!
←Rate | 05-11-2010 23:35 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I wanted to listen to someone bi!ch, complain and act like there better than everyone else I'd listen to RAP music
←Rate | 03-16-2011 01:16 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watched Justin Beiber preform tonight on Amercan Idol and realized there is one thing worse than eternal hell....being Justin Beiber's background singer!
←Rate | 05-20-2010 00:51 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Last night I said to the wife let's get rated R. So I pulled down my pants and she cussed and punched me in the face.
←Rate | 05-18-2010 13:05 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's illegal to text and drive, but it's not against the law to work on ur laptop whilest driving. Thanks policeman for making that clear.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 18:08 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just bought a "Flux Capacitor" off eBay!
←Rate | 02-16-2011 01:21 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Angelina Jolie is the prettiest ugly chick I've ever seen!
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:19 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I just found out there is an "acceptable" amount of radioactive iodine in water.
←Rate | 03-23-2011 03:25 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon With "Lost" and "American Idol" finished what am I supposed to do with my life, I guess I'll go enjoy that hot orange thing in the sky!
←Rate | 06-01-2010 20:20 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Even God hates BP! Lightning struck the tanker today and started a fire!
←Rate | 06-15-2010 19:13 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (3)  

   messageicon I must have ordered the "Johnny Cash" at Taco Bell cuz now I'm experiencing a "Ring of Fire" in the bathroom!
←Rate | 11-11-2010 02:02 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lawrence Taylor quote: "I'm not a rapist but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night"
←Rate | 05-10-2010 19:43 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thx Burger King breakfast for letting me experience Prison Food!
←Rate | 03-17-2011 10:37 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just watched "fourth kind", I think I need to go to church!
←Rate | 05-01-2010 18:48 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 00:47 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In retaliation for the genocide of their people the Indians today magnificently beat the Cowboys in a game of football! All is even!
←Rate | 11-22-2012 21:20 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

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