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   messageicon I'm going to spend Valentine's day with my ex..... Box 360
←Rate | 02-07-2012 00:48 by @austincreel Comments (0)  


   messageicon Skinny Jeans: For guys who took "I got in her pants" the wrong way...
←Rate | 02-07-2012 00:49 by @austincreel Comments (0)  


   messageicon "THIS, IS, SPARTA!" "Grandma, please stop kicking the dog down the stairs..."
←Rate | 02-06-2012 23:05 by @austincreel Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone throws Skittles at you and yells "taste the rainbow" run them over with your car and yell "Nationwide is on your side!"
←Rate | 02-10-2012 11:52 by @austincreel Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa works one day a year and spends the other 364 judging people. Where can I apply for this job?
←Rate | 03-14-2013 17:30 by @austincreel Comments (0)  


   messageicon The three stages of a relationship: 1. xoxo, 2. xxx & 3. ex
←Rate | 12-08-2011 01:42 by @austincreel Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a guy treats you like a princess, he was obviously raised by a queen. If he treats you like crap, well..he was raised by someone along the lines of michael vick.
←Rate | 12-08-2011 01:44 by @austincreel Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the happy in love couples are called "love birds" the miserable fighting couples should be called "angry birds"
←Rate | 12-08-2011 01:40 by @austincreel Comments (0)  



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