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   messageicon How is illegal to talk on phone while driving in new york but its legal for the guy from cash cab to host a television show while driving?
←Rate | 09-23-2010 19:01 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wouldnt ot be nice if breast implants came with a squeaky toy inside them.
←Rate | 10-07-2010 10:24 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Facebook was down for a couple of hours today. Yep. Nine months from now, there's going to be a lot of babies born.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 20:01 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bought a CD of ice cream van music.Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.”
←Rate | 09-24-2010 11:55 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm doing a water balloon drive by at bestbuy tonight at 23:00 hours...... Whose with me?!?!
←Rate | 11-25-2010 08:20 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Remember the first time you were ther leader of the line in kindergarten?........ That was the SHIZNITT!!!!
←Rate | 09-23-2010 19:05 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love the way you laugh....mostly because your boobs jiggle when you do :)
←Rate | 09-25-2010 14:08 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I believe in love at first sight....which is exactly why I stopped looking homeless people in the eyes. Just cant risk it.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 06:46 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why would you want a camera on the iPad? That's like taking pictures with a clipboard!
←Rate | 09-26-2010 14:46 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I did not fall! The floor looked sad, so I gave it a hug!!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 14:55 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help. .... So I hired a hitman
←Rate | 09-25-2010 13:21 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh, I see you're playing hard to get... I'm gonna play walk away.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 06:44 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How do I know that Facebook is a woman? Well a man would never ask "Whats on your mind?" Would he?
←Rate | 09-24-2010 14:56 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I like It when you smile...................... But I Love It When I'm The Reason.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 06:42 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I call you sunshine.... not because you rise in the am; but because you go down at night.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 08:47 by @teewuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.
←Rate | 10-25-2010 17:44 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (4)  

   messageicon Lets play post office... You lick and I'll deliver.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 13:15 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon **best way to be noticed in a bank** EVERYBODY FREEZE!....did anybody else feel that earthquake?
←Rate | 09-27-2010 11:24 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon a fart is merely the cry of an imprisoned turd
←Rate | 10-21-2010 18:12 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon NOTHING is more awkward then walking down an empty hallway and passing someone who you use to talk to but don't anymore.
←Rate | 10-06-2010 19:34 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (3)  


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