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   messageicon Last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of LIberty.
←Rate | 05-17-2011 17:54 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have 100 tabs open on my internet browser and I can't figure out which one the sound is coming from.
←Rate | 06-29-2011 10:12 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" -- Abraham Lincoln
←Rate | 04-13-2011 13:19 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't look so great today, but my simple hello with a smile made someone else feel really great.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:33 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your electronic device is low on batteries, it has enough to remind you every 3 minutes with loud noises and flashy lights.
←Rate | 06-28-2011 09:33 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone enteres the room while you watch porn, make sure not to just minimize your window... also lower the damn volume. Sorry mom...
←Rate | 07-11-2011 09:22 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever watched a really funny video, shown it to someone else and you keep saying Just wait, it gets funnier?
←Rate | 06-28-2011 09:56 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why am I able to walk for miles with no problem, but as soon as I look for my house keys, I start doing the pee-pee dance?
←Rate | 06-03-2011 08:44 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Thanks Giving! Today I will stuff myself and eat all that I can, tomorrow I will eat the rest of the left overs and then I am going to quit cold turkey.
←Rate | 11-24-2011 08:35 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you let people judge you, then how would you know what is your greatest limit?
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:37 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon If first you don't succeed, try try a GUN.
←Rate | 04-18-2011 10:44 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon Grrrr, just poured hot coffee on a cup that was upside down.
←Rate | 08-30-2011 09:28 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever had a gut feeling about having an empty stomach?
←Rate | 08-08-2011 23:24 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought of Lady Gaga when I ordered skirt steak.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 21:10 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wifes name is KEYBOARD and I tap that every day!
←Rate | 10-06-2011 14:31 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon Save electricity!!! No point of turning the bathroom lights on if you're planning on just sitting there.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 08:51 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon posing patiently with my clothes off for Google Earth to come by and take my picture...
←Rate | 04-18-2011 11:45 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Mayan calendar was just a countdown for us to do something Epic.
←Rate | 01-11-2013 16:27 by @Spunky_Design Comments (0)  


   messageicon A hello to those that may think you are crazy is only a wake-up call to those living on the other side.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:32 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  



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