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   messageicon You almost feel ashamed that someone could be that important, that without them, you feel like nothing,
←Rate | 12-19-2011 17:04 by @OMG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when I read this post and and don't realize the word ''and'' was said twice.
←Rate | 12-19-2011 12:24 by @OMG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon You're leaning on your left elbow arent you!
←Rate | 12-20-2011 16:48 by @OMG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon In school, the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 00:12 by @OMG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why aren't mustaches called mouth brows?
←Rate | 12-21-2011 22:46 by @OMG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life is to short to remove USB safely!!!!!!
←Rate | 12-21-2011 22:55 by @OMG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Doing nothing all day feels great, realizing you did nothing all day, not so great.
←Rate | 12-19-2011 00:08 by @OMG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon 1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people, and you're still single? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHA, me too.!!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 12-21-2011 00:19 by @OMG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon My belt is too tight on the last notch but to loose on the next one..FML
←Rate | 12-21-2011 22:58 by @OMG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't have mistletoe this year, so we'll just have to kiss under the influence :P!!
←Rate | 12-21-2011 00:14 by @OMG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wanna write "I miss you" on a rock then throw it to your face, so you can feel how missing you hurts.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 21:15 by @OMG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yeah, I can see where decorating your office for Christmas takes priority over you actually doing the job you're getting paid for. While you're at it you might as well decorate the bathroom too, someone might actually give a sh*t in there
←Rate | 12-20-2011 23:54 by @OMG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Studying for a class sucks, but, not nearly as hard as failing that class
←Rate | 12-19-2011 00:33 by @OMG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon There are just some people who shouldn't exist and if they are going to be allowed to exist then they should be Taxed extra for all the precious air they use!
←Rate | 12-21-2011 00:14 by @OMG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


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