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   messageicon Dear Taco Bell, your 35% shreds of beef are like delicious shriveled delicacys of bliss and happiness from the rainbow of a dsylexic leprekuan... But I'm a carnivore and need at least 70% real meat to continue eating your contramptions.... Please work on
←Rate | 01-28-2011 17:32 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking Gucci Man is retarded; what kind of man get a tattoo of an ice cream cone on my face? Everyone knows Ice Cream is the least threating foods of the food groups... What an idiot.
←Rate | 01-16-2011 14:48 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks someone needs to falcon punch Gucci Mane in his ice cream loving face...
←Rate | 01-16-2011 14:53 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Valentines Date was arrested for biting her self and pushing her self down a flight of stairs... :( I need a replacement. :\
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:27 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon when I was little I used to think Marshmallows were ghost turds...
←Rate | 03-06-2011 04:05 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yoda could never get married because every time he announce his vows he replies "Do I?"
←Rate | 03-06-2011 04:06 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can't put a price on happiness... However the bi-products Water, Pg&E, Internet, Clothes, Shoes, Movies, Food, Transportation, Travel.... You can put a price on.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 20:26 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I had to pick which Kevin Bacon movie I like the most, It would be a tie,.... between all of them
←Rate | 01-19-2011 20:36 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oprah sister is the new Pat; Pat is the new Stedman and Stedman is the new Tampon.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 03:38 by @Mcisaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We all know who we should blame for the war in Libya... Doc why did you steal the plutonium you mad man!!! >_<
←Rate | 03-29-2011 03:07 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon just thought of a good invention... Glow in the dark "clap on" condoms... People love to have sex in the dark right? Now you're only one clap away from the love making.... GET THE CLAP.
←Rate | 01-20-2011 01:35 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when people bring up a mistake you made a long time ago; negroe I was a different person two hours ago. -_-
←Rate | 01-16-2011 14:35 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I would kill to see a Dave Chapelle Charley Murphy: True Hollywood Story of Charlie Sheen... :\
←Rate | 03-01-2011 14:05 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I had my dose of monday Tiger Blood, but I broke my freaking dragon tooth.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 10:10 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some lady, said I was like a cuddly big bear.... Funny, I was just thinking about scrimmaging through some trash cans and mauling some hikers. -_-
←Rate | 03-14-2011 19:14 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon roses are red, violets are blue, the moment you leave, I'm robbing you... Thank you Iphone GPS!
←Rate | 02-27-2011 20:44 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just herd Tyler Perry is investing in a new special event...Ah well... I will talk to you guys later, I'm about to watch Tyler Perry Presents: The Oscars.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:51 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm counting the calories as I eat this double quarter pounder with cheese...Wish me luck weight lost!
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:48 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  


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