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   messageicon Bad: Having a song stuck in your head. Worse: Having a song stuck in your head that you don't know all the words to.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:52 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your teacher puts 2x + 5x2 ÷ -8 + 21 on the board & tells you to "solve the problem"...get up, & erase the board. problem solved b*tch
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:15 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 03:15 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon A paper cut is the paper's way of saying,"If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter,but this is the best I can do"
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:50 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Superman, I understand... I have a weakness for a certain type of rock too. Sincerely, Lindsay Lohan..
←Rate | 03-09-2011 03:08 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I had nickel for everyime you made me angry, I'd put them in a bag and beat you with them.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 03:00 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them stuff in person.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:22 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some girls needs to stop freaking out about being called "dude". Just keep calm, it's basically a unisex term
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:54 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Math, Stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back. You're so annoying! Now we know why she left you. Sincerely, Students.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 13:54 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon African mother to her child: "You better be happy you're that skinny, there's fat kids in America that wish they were as skinny as you!"
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:57 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon That awkward moment when your parents are looking over your shoulder at your Facebook page, and you dont know what to do..
←Rate | 03-09-2011 03:09 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear gas prices, I love it when you go down on me. Sincerely, pretty please?
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:09 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear person next to me in class, -->PLEASE WRITE BIGGER<-- Sincerely, didn't study.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:16 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon feeling like a boss when you type without looking and you dont make any mistakes
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:58 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon That awkward moment when she is wearing her apple bottom jeans, but she cant find her boots with the fur, and the whole club does'nt look at her
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:18 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon That awkward moment when The world doesn't end in 2012 And a lot of girls are pregnant...
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:34 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear scientists, Which is worse for our lungs, smoking or walking into an Abercrombie store? Sincerely, worried..
←Rate | 03-09-2011 02:48 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I die, I'm gonna become a ghost....... and watch attractive people shower....
←Rate | 03-09-2011 03:01 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon I read CAPS LOCK words in a Billy Mays voice
←Rate | 03-19-2011 10:56 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just because we're friends on Facebook doesn't mean that I actually like you in »»real life««
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:16 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  

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