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   messageicon Saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie
←Rate | 09-28-2011 12:50 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear infommercials.. Clearly its not a $100 value if you're selling it for 10 bucks
←Rate | 08-13-2011 23:11 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon Duct tape and bungee cords on someone's car says "watch out, I definitely don't have any insurance"
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:31 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon Recent studies have shown that smoking marijuana destroys the memory.. well if thats true, then what does smoking marijuana do?
←Rate | 08-08-2011 15:28 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon A Jealous Woman Does Better Research Than A FBI Agent
←Rate | 12-16-2011 21:25 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon No matter what mistakes I make in my life at least I won't be as pathetic as the guy who got eaten by a t-rex on the toilet in Jurassic Park
←Rate | 11-18-2011 00:52 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I go on a cruise, I'm sleeping in the lifeboat area
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:29 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you judge a book by it's cover, you are likely going to miss out on a great story!
←Rate | 09-23-2011 17:25 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon FB should just stop asking me whats on my mind and ask "What kinda nonsense do you want to tell everyone this time"
←Rate | 12-05-2011 16:18 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon Single as a dollar and I'm not looking for change
←Rate | 12-02-2011 01:04 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am super tired... well its regular tired except I have a cape... okay just a blanket and one hell of an imagination
←Rate | 01-03-2012 01:23 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women that have strong handshakes kind of freak me out
←Rate | 11-01-2011 14:15 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon I smashed my finger today, "just glad it wasn't my "Have a nice day" finger
←Rate | 11-21-2011 22:04 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon Beyond tired right now.. everytime I blink I'm pretending its a mini nap
←Rate | 08-12-2011 17:07 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon I know my dream woman is out there.. and that her boring friend is the one into me..
←Rate | 12-30-2011 18:57 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
←Rate | 08-13-2011 23:34 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon dear santa, I found the shoes I want, text me for my size
←Rate | 12-14-2011 20:40 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon I coulda swore I just heard my Rice Krispies say "The f#kk dude? It's dinner time"
←Rate | 09-29-2011 22:36 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon They should invent a game for people with bad breath.. I would call it "Taste the Colgate!"
←Rate | 10-03-2011 01:02 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  

   messageicon I like to pretend that the girls who do the "duck face" in pics can beatbox real good
←Rate | 10-25-2011 23:34 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  


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